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My dearest Masala Kitchen-
Your Goat Curry is an exquisite blend of spices with the perfect sauce to meat ratio. Yet, the aftermath of consumption is scary. I could feel the contents of my meal make an insurgent, but promising run through my intestines. But it’s not diarrhea it creates, oh no, it’s flatulence. Rapid, vibrating, yet relieving, flatulence. I was in the car, blissfully & thankfully alone, driving for three hours creating an orchestra out of my dainty starfish. The fumes, oh my the fumes, radiating throughout the car. It was a liberating experience. 4.3/5 Stars- would confidently recommend.